Ana: Good job with the scissors Brooke!
Brooke: I'm an expert.
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On the way out the door to get some donuts with Daddy ...
"Do you want a long john or a short john?"
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Mommy (to Ryan): Whoah! You have poop all the way up your back!
Brooke: He has poop in his neck?
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Brooke (to Ana): I'm pretty sweaty. (pause) Sweaty is hot.
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Brooke: What does Rhianna look like? Is she an old lady?
Mom: No, she is young. She is younger than Mommy.
Brooke: She's older. She's like 10 years old.
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Mom: You must be part super-hero. Like 30% super hero.
Brooke: No. I'm 3.
