The Assassin

Luke brought a baby offer to his high chair, put her in, and asked me for pizza. I said I didn't have any pizza. He ran to the counter and pointed up, asking for an apple. I asked if it was for him or the baby, and he said it was for the baby.

I handed him an apple, he took a bit me, then climbed up the chair and gave the baby a bite. He must have done it 10-15 times.

Then he grabbed a sword.

First he pointed the sword at the baby and "shot" her by making a pew-pew noise. Apparently that wasn't enough. So he attempted to sever her head with about 20 lashings.

Never know where his mind is gonna go ...