Brooke sees tattooed guy riding bike
Brooke: That guy has stamps all over his back! And he's naked!
Ryan: He has no shirt on!
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Starbucks employee says "Hi friend!" to Ryan. Ryan doesn't reply. I tell him the guy said "hi" (in case he hadnt heard).
Ry: He said "hi friend," but he's not my friend!
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Brooke: Nature gives me the creeps sometimes