"I'm gonna hiccup, burp, and sneeze altogether, tomorrow."
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Mom: You are going to try the broccoli, arent you?
Brooke: I dont want to try the broccoli.
Mom: Why not?
Brooke: Its too bitey.
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"Mama, my diaper is tired"
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"Daddy, what's your favorite color at your work?"
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Daddy: What would you like for your birthday?
Brooke: A weasel and a weasel ball.
Daddy: What's a weasel ball?
Brooke: It's kind of like a weasel.
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"That bug is not moving. He broke his self."