Mom (to Dad): Do you want mayo on your sandwich?
Brooke: I want makeup on my sandwich!
Minutes later, while eating & looking at sandwich...
Brooke: Brooke no see makeup on sandwich
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"I'm really tall. I'm a grown-up"
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Brooke: Ug (some sort of complaining sound)
Mom: What's wrong?
Brooke: I'm just a little hungry
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"Not sing Mama. The people sing it."
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Mom: Look at all this snow!
Brooke: It's crazy!
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